It doesn't matter if you're hideously ugly, mentally unstable, morally deficient, or intellectually impaired, I believe there's somebody out there for you.
Proof, you ask? I submit to you, Exhibit A: Phillip Garrido of Dugard kidnapping fame.
Phillip Garrido is a pedophile, a kidnapper, a sexual predator but what's most interesting is that he is also a husband - not a widower or a divorcée - a husband. So to be optimistic, if the scum of the earth like Garrido can find a wife who doesn't mind his extracurricular activities, I'm absolutely certain that there's hope for the rest of us.
Phillip Garrido isn't a freak event either, Exhibit B: you all remember serial killer and rapist Paul Bernardo right? He had a wife too and she wasn't just complacent, she was racking 'em up while he was hitting 'em down. The funniest part is that I'm sure there's guys out there who are scared to be in relationships because they think they have an unhealthy or taboo fetish like feet or golden showers that would cause their girlfriend or wives to pack up and leave in disgust. Meanwhile, guys like Phillip and Bernardo are literally getting away with murder and their wives are in on the game. If that isn't love...I don't know what is.
Moral of the story? If you ain't worse than a rapist, you got a chance and be truthful, you never know what she'll say!
HAHAHA.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
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you know, i've maintained that about girls for the longest time. any girl, no matter what they look like, what kinda personality they got, they can get guys..note the plural, and quality aside.
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